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Hindi SmS Love for Girlfriend Love Shayari Jokes Wallpaper Friend good Morning Dosti Love Images

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What is secret of succes?
“by Right Decisions”
How do you make right decisions?
“by Experience”
How do you get experience?
“by Wrong Decision”

Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Rikshawala: 50
Sardar: 20 lelo
Riksha: 20 main kon le k jaayeega?
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega

2 boys with Sardar where going on a Motor cycle.
Policeman gives hand to stop.
Sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega…!

Sardar: Oye tu har message Do dafa q karta hay?
2nd Sardar: Taa k tu aik Forward kar de to doosra tere pas rahay!

School mein Master ji ne chote santa se poocha:
Jisme koyi kami nahi usko kya kehte hai.?
aur jawab aayi:
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Kami- na

Ek Kaam Kar Yaar. .

Tu Na. .

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Is Msg Ko Delete Kar De
is Me Kuch Nahi Hai
Santa went to Battery Shop n asked to change battery.

The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga doon?

Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya

Ek Raat,
ek Chor,
ek Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: SONA kaha hai?
Sardar: Ullu k patthe,
pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA

Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu

1 Over me Kitne Balls Peke Jate hai
Kya apne kaha 6?
Galat jawab
1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jata he
Bade aye!
Cricket k shokeeeen!

Sardar: I sent Love letters to my Girl Friend everyday for 3 years !
Friend: Then what happenned ?
Sardar: She Married the ‘Postman’

Funni Hindi Sms