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Kya horela hai bidu,
Apun ko tera bahut memory aa rela tha,
isich waste tere ku SMS kiyela hai.
Tu apun ka MAST Friend h, Miss to karegaich na!
chal reply chipka.

Mehman khana khate hue bole:
Ye tumhara kutta mujhe bahut der se ghoor raha hai.

Sardar:-Tum jaldi se kha lo wo apni plate pehchan gaya hai.

A boy was walkng in rain
A girl came-U can share my umbrela?
Boy-its Ok sister & walked away.
MORAL
?
?
?
?
Moral-woral kuch nhi h Chhori sunder nahi thi na;)

Rajnikant's attitude as a student:

He got 150 questions in exam saying SOLVE ANY 100! He
solved al 150 and wrote: RASCALLA ! CHECK
ANY 100.... !!!

Pani me gira rumal to rumal geela h,
aasman me dekha to aasman bhi neela he ,
Mohabbat to duniya mein sab karte hai par

"main karu to log kehte he sala character dheela hai".

Sharabi bhakt:- Hey bhagwan kya aap meri sharab chhudwa sakte hai?
.
Bhagwan- haa beta!
.
Bhakt- To meri 40 botal police station me zapt hai woh chhudwa do.
Ramlal-Doctor sahab!main chasma lagakar pad sakuga na.

Doctor-ha ha bilkul.

Ramlal-toh phir theek hai warna anpad admi ki jindgi bhi koi jindgi hai...

Q To sindhi:agr apko Grmi lage to ap kya karte ho?
Sindhi:Cooler ke samne baith jata hu.
Q:Agar bahut Grmi lge to?
Sindhi:To Coolar chla leta hu..!-

I was in a taxi whn d taxi driver said:

I luv this job I am my own boss n nobody tells me what to do.

Then I replied "Aage se left le.

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