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Monday 30 June 2014

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Express Breaking News:

Pakistani
Mahireen Aur
Ulma Ye Sabit Kar Chuky Hain K,
29 Jun 2014 Ko
Rat Ko 3 Ya 3:30 Baje K Ird Gird
1 Awaz Gonjey Gi Jis Py Tamam Log Neend Se zabar Dasti Bedaar Ho Jaen Ge Is Awaz Ka Gair Muslim Py Koi Asar Nahi Hoga
Awaz Kuch Is Trah Ki Hogi.
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ROZY DAROO ALLAH NABI K Piyaro Sehri Ka Waqt Ho Chuka Hai.

Ghor Se Parhny Ka Shukriya:)-)
Advance Ramzan Mubarak.

Wo Shetan jo Ramzan me
band nahi hoye unki 4 Nishanian

1.Hath me Mobile hoga

2.Angutha buton pr hoga

3.Msg parh kr Hansy ga

4.Phir sochega k kisko Frwd krun

Wo Shetan jo Ramzan me
band nahi hoye unki 4 Nishanian

1.Hath me Mobile hoga

2.Angutha buton pr hoga

3.Msg parh kr Hansy ga

4.Phir sochega k kisko Frwd krun

Memories of moments celebrated together.......
Moments that have been attached in my heart, forever.......
Make me Miss You even more this Ramadan.
Hope this Ramadan brings in Good Fortune
& Abounding Happiness for you!

Raat ko naya chand mubarak,
Chand ko chandni mubarak,

Falak ko sitare mubarak.
Sitaroon ko bulandi mubarak.

Aur aap ko hamari taraf se:-
YA ALLAH
Ramadan Mubarak
Ke Ibtida Hai
Hamay Ziada Se Ziada
Nekian Kamanay
Or buraiyon Se Dur
Hone Ki toufeeq Ata Farma¢â‚¬Â¦.
Ameen

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Ek Sarkari Dafttar k board pe likha hua tha: KRIPAYA SHOR NA KAREIN".
Kisi ne uske niche likh diya:
"VARNA HUM JAAG JAYENGE".
Govt. Office Zindabaad"..

1 pyara sa koi sandesh bhej do
Dosti ka saccha updesh bhej do
Agar dosto ko 1 SMS bhi na ho sake tumse to
Kisi BHIKHARI ko apna Mobile bech do

Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai,
Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega,
Qki..
Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he.
B positive yaar.

Bhojpuri ishq-
Taj mahal kaun chiz ba,
hum ehu se badi imarat banwaib,
Mumtaz to mar ke dafan bhail rahe,
tohke sasuri hum zinda dafnaib.

How 2 kill a girl ?
Give her a beautiful dress.
nice jewelery.
costly cosmetics.
Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi..

Last word said by the American Soldiers to Osama Bin laden....
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Dhappa...:D

OSAMA Nark me Yamraj se bola1 cal Kr Lu Pakistan?
Yam-Kar Lo.
OSAMA-Kitna Bill Hua?
Yam-Kuch nahi.
OSAMA-Q?
Yam-Nark 2 Nark FREE Hai

SARDAR 2 PANDIT-Ap k sir pe Choti q H?
PANDIT-Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H
SARDAR-Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H
Fir B kuch nhi ata.

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What is secret of succes?
“by Right Decisions”
How do you make right decisions?
“by Experience”
How do you get experience?
“by Wrong Decision”

Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Rikshawala: 50
Sardar: 20 lelo
Riksha: 20 main kon le k jaayeega?
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega

2 boys with Sardar where going on a Motor cycle.
Policeman gives hand to stop.
Sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega…!

Sardar: Oye tu har message Do dafa q karta hay?
2nd Sardar: Taa k tu aik Forward kar de to doosra tere pas rahay!

School mein Master ji ne chote santa se poocha:
Jisme koyi kami nahi usko kya kehte hai.?
aur jawab aayi:
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Kami- na

Ek Kaam Kar Yaar. .

Tu Na. .

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Is Msg Ko Delete Kar De
is Me Kuch Nahi Hai

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Is Msg Ko Delete Kar De
is Me Kuch Nahi Hai

Santa went to Battery Shop n asked to change battery.

The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga doon?

Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya

Ek Raat,
ek Chor,
ek Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: SONA kaha hai?
Sardar: Ullu k patthe,
pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA

Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu

1 Over me Kitne Balls Peke Jate hai
Kya apne kaha 6?
Galat jawab
1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jata he
Bade aye!
Cricket k shokeeeen!

Sardar: I sent Love letters to my Girl Friend everyday for 3 years !
Friend: Then what happenned ?
Sardar: She Married the ‘Postman’

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Jb tm angdayi leti ho to mera dm nikal jata hai,
jb tum angdayi leti ho to mera dm nikal jata hai,
wah wah!!!!
arey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai.
wah wah wah!!!!! :)

Husband: Meri wife gum ho gye Hai !
Post Master: Andhe ye post office hai
Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf kijye ga khusi
me smjh nhi a rha kidhr jau?........................funny sms jokes in hindi

Draupdi ka vstrhrn, Dusasn ko pada bhari.
Draupadi ka vstrhrn, Dusasn ko pada bhari.
Saree mein saree Parag saree!

Bihar ki gali mai pan ki dukan,
Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko pan,
Kha k pan Paro boli "Shukriya Bhai Jan.

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tm, waqt-bewaqt aye vo fever ho tm, Dub kr jisme mr jau vo Rivr ho tm, phir bhi Mere jevn mai forever ho tm...

Majnu ko laila ka sms nhi aiya..
Majnu ne 3 Din se khana nhi khaya..
Majnu mrne wala tha laila ke pyar mai..
Aur laila bethi thi sms free hone ke intezar mai.........................funny sms jokes in hindi

Maine tere pyar mai kya nhi kiya O chhaliye,
Maine tere pyar mein kya nhi kiya O chhaliye,
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye.

2 Type Ki Girls K Piche Nhi Bhago

1-Jiske Piche Me Hu

Q K
Wo Tujko Kbhi Nhi Milegi.

2-Jiske Piche Me Nai Hu

Q K
Jo Mujse Nhi Pati Wo Tumse Kya Ptegi.

7-chiz jb khatm ho jati hai to bahut taklif hoti hai
1-Pyar
2-Rishta
3-School Life
4-Dosti
5-Paise
6-Sms Pakage

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True Lines..!!
Jis se Hum Flirt Karte Hai,
Use Mazaak Mazaak Me
Na Jaane
Kitni Baar"I Love You"Bol
Dete Hain .
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Par Jisse Sach Me Pyaar
Karte Hai, Use Ye 3 Word Bolne Me Kyu Darte hai......!!!

Tum Bin Kaise Jiya Jaaye,

Jiyun Main Kaise Tum Bin,

Lambi Hai Raatein Sadiyon Se Bhi,

Raaton Se Bhi Lambe Ho Gaye Hai Yeh Din....!!!

Kismat Dusra Moka Nahi Deti Duniya Anjane Ko Panah Nahi Deti Zindagi Se Itna Pyar Mat Karna Kyuki Dost Maut Kabhi Riswat Nahi Leti...

Bin Apke Zindagi Me Koi Khushi Nahi Aap Nahi To Labo Pe Mere Hansi Nahi Na Samjhe Agar Aapto Hum Kya Kare Is Dil Me Apke Bina Kisi Aur Ki Jagah Nahi,

Khusian is jahan ki khuda ap par nisaar de,
Bhul jao har gam ko khuda itna pyar de.
Jhuk jaye aapke kadmo me ye duniya,
khuda apko wo pyara sa mukam de.

Koi Ro Ke Dil Bahlata Hai
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Koi Hass Kar Dard Chupata
Hai
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Kya Karamat Hai Kudrat
Ka
Zinda Insaan Pani Me Doob
Jaata Hai
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Aur Murda Tair Ke Dekhata
Hai..

'MAHE RAMZAAN MUBARAQ HO''
"TUM" Hamare "DIL" K Kareeb Ho,
"HAM" Se "DOOR" Ho K B Hamein Aziz Ho,
"DUAON" Mein "YAAD" Kr Lena Hamein B Kabhi,
"Shayed Aap Ki "DUA" Main Hamara "NASEEB" Ho.!

Is Dharti Se Us Ambar Tak Do Hi
Cheez Gazab Ki Hai
Ek Hai Tu Mere Sanam
Dusra Hai Mera Tere Liye Deewanapan..!

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