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Tuesday 15 July 2014

Hindi Comedy Sms

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Man: Bed majbut banana,
Mere BETE ko BAHU k sath sona hai.
Mistri: Aisa Majbut Bed banaunga SARA
MOHALLA BAHU k sath SOEGA to bhi nahi tutega..!
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Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi?
Papa: Haan.
Beta: Kis se hui?
Papa: Bewkuf teri mummy se..
Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li.
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MAA-Beta Apple Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Beta Mengo Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Beta Orange Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Bilkul Baap Par Gaya Hai,
Chappal Hi Khayega.
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Baith kar apni mehbuba ki zulfo k saye me aisa josh aaya,
wah wah!
Phir..
phir..
Usk Papa ne dekh liya aur I.C.U. me hosh aaya.
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Khud ko kar kanjoos itna ki..
har sms bhejne se pehle,
SERVICE CENTER wale khud call kar k puche..
Bata sach me bhejna he ya galti se sent ho gaya tha.

Ek murgi market gayi, aur dukaandar se boli, “ek anda dena.”
Dukaandar bola, “sharm nahin aati, murgi hokar anda mangti ho.”
Murgi boli, “mere pati ne kaha hai ki 3 rupyee ke ande ke liye
apna figure kharab mat karo.”
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Ek aadmi bhagwaan se bola, “india se usa tak pakki sadak banwa dijiye.”
Bhagwan bole, “mushkil hai kuch aur maang lo.” Aadmi bola,
“To phir aap meri biwi ko samajhdaar aur aagyakari bana dijiye.”
Bhagwan bole, “sadak single banana hai ya double.”
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Ek naye teacher ne ek bachche se poocha, “is pakshi ke pair dekho aur iska naam batao.
” Bachche ne kaha, “ pata nahin.” Teacher ne kaha, “ Tum fail ho gaye,batao tumhara naam batao.
” Bachche ne kaha “Mere pair dekho aur naam batao”.
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ek baar aadmi ne bhagwan se kaha,
“aapne aurat ko itna sundar kyon banaya hai?”
Bhagwan bole,”taki tum unse pyaar kar sako.”
Aadmi bola, “ to phir unhe itna bevkoof kyon banaya hai?”
bhagwan ne jawab diya, “taki wo tumse pyaar kar sake

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140 Words Hindi Sms

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140 Words Hindi Sms Biography
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Agr wo apni Mohabt Hme banale
hm Unka hr khwab apni palko Pe Sajale
kregi kaise maut hme unse juda
Agr vo hme apni RUH me basale.
Do u know tears can smtyme b more spcl than smiles.
For smiles can b given 2 any 1 bt tears r only shed for ppl we love..

Touching Lines By True Lover:
"Evn Though u Never Luvd Me,Bt I Always Kept Smiling.Bcoz..I did not Want Ppl 2 Blame u..As A Reason Behind MyTears..

True luv comes only wid 1 person.
If it comes 4 D second tym,
its just a medicine to forgot D 1st love...

Pyar or Barish dono ek se hote hai fark sirf itna hi barish sath rahkr bhigati hi or Pyar dur rahkar ankhe bhigata hai

mujhe in patharo ka dar na hota,
agr shishe ka mera ghar na hota
yaqinan hm bhi khelte pyar ki baji
agr dil tutne ka dar na hota.

kal na hm hoge na koi gila hoga
sirf simti hui yado ka silsila hoga
jo lamhe hai chalo hans kr bita le
na jane zindgi ka kal kya faisla hoga

WADA kr k nibhana bhul jate hai
laga kar aag bhujhana bhul jate hai
ye to adat ho gyi hai unki
rulate to hai magar manana bhul jate hai

bhig jati hai palke tanhai mai,
darte hai koi jaan na le.
tabhi to hm chalte hai barish mai
taki rote hue hme koi pehchan na le

haqiqat ho ap kaise tmhe sapna kahu
apke hr dard ko ab mai apna kahu
sb kuch kurban hai meri jaan tujh pr.
kaun hai tere siva jise mai apna kahu.

kisi ke vade pr zindagi tabah kr baithe,
diwangi mai ye kaisa gunah kr baithe.
ek chand ki arju k liye
sare taro ki mohabat fanah kr baithe

Teri Khushi se hi nhi Gum se bhi Rishta hai mera,
Tu Zindagi ka ek Aham hisa hai mera,,
Ye Pyar ka Rishta tmse sirf Lafzon ki Nhi,
Tere Dil se Dil ka Rishta hai mera.

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Sms Hindi Sms

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Kamzor dil wale pls ye sms na pade.
I m not respnsble.

1 bahut khubsurat ladki thi.
Gali ka 1 ladka use bahut pasand karta tha.
1 bar us ladki ki tabiyat kharab ho gai.

Usko ultiya ane lagi.
Usne 1 glass me ulti ki.
Aur us ladke se kaha agar mujhe sacha pyar karte ho to ise piyo.
Ladke ulti wala glas uttha leta hai.
Wo adha glas pine k bad ruk jata hai.
To ladki puchti he kya hua ruk kyun gaye, Bass itna hi pyaar krte ho..
Us ladke ne hasrat bhari nigah se dekha aur kaha.
Aalu aa gaya tha chaba raha hu. Yukk..Kkkkk..
(GHINONI MAHOBAT)

Shauk se todo mera dil Mujhe kya…
Tum hi rehte ho usme Khud hi ujad jaoge..

Kahete hain kaash..
padhai pyar ki tarah hoti.
Apne aap ho jati!
Ham kehte hain ki kash.
Pyar padhai ki tarah hota,
Parents maar maar ke karwate.

Our Next generation will not be able to see Tigers !!!!
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Toh Hum kya kare?
Humne bhi to Dinosaur nahi dekha hai.
Kabhi Shikayat ki kya?
Only 940 girls are left for every 1000 boys
in India ..
SAVE GIRLS !!!
We can save the tigers later..
Bike pe piche ladki chahiye ya tiger ?? .
Choice is yours..
Janhit Mein Jaari.. bachao Naari..!

sko dhyan se dekho

('.')
<) . (>
_/'!'\_

Fir Se Dekho

('.')
<') . ('>
_/' '\_

kuch Fark dikha?

Lulli kaat di Saale ki…
MSG Nhi karta Tha group mein

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Hindi Sad Sms

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Hindi Sad Sms Biography
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Tum dur ho¢â‚¬Â¦ aur pas bhi,!
Tum hansi ho ¢â‚¬Â¦ aur aansu bhi!
Tum Mere man ki shanti ho.. aur dil ki bechaini bhi!
Tum meri amanat ho.. aur ek sapna bhi!

Koe mila hi nahi jis ko wafa date.
Her ik ne dokha diya kis kis ko saza dete.

ye humara zarf tha k khamosh rahe
dastan sunate to mehfil ko rula dete.

Tanhai jub muqaddar mein likhi hai,
To kia shikayat apnon aur bayganon se,

Hum mit gaye jin ki chahat main,
Woh baaz nahin aatay hamain azmanay se

Mujhy yaad aa kar itna be-chain na kro...!
Bs ik ye hi sitam kaafi hai k sath nahi ho tum...!

Girti hoi dewar ka humderd hoon Lakin
charty hoy sourg ki prus-thish nahi karta

humdard e ehbab se drta hoo lakin
zakhm too rakhta hoo lakin nooma'ish nahi karta

Girti hoi dewar ka humderd hoon Lakin
charty hoy sourg ki prus-thish nahi karta

humdard e ehbab se drta hoo lakin
zakhm too rakhta hoo lakin nooma'ish nahi karta

Aagar mere yaad aye to
ek Chand ko dekh lena
ye soch k nahi k kubsoorat hi kitna
ye soch kar k
hazaroon sitaron may tanha hai kitna

Kaash Wo Nagme Hume Sunaye na Hote,
Aaj Unko Sunkar Yeh Ashq aaye na Hote,
Agar Aapko Hume iss Tarah Bhul Jaana Tha,
To Itni Gehraai se Dil Mein Samaya na Hote,

Chirago Ki Roshni Jab Zara hili laga,
Tumhari Ek Aahat Si Milli,
Jake Dekha Jab Dar Pe ,
To Phir Wahi Kafir Hawa Chali.

Tume Ne Chaha Nahi, Nahi to Halat Badal Sakte The,
Meri Aankho ke Aansu Tumhari Aankho se Nikal Sakte The,
Tum to Rahe Jheel ke Pani ki Tarah,
Dariya Bante to Bahut Door Nikal Sakte The.

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Happy BirtHday Hindi Sms

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Happy Birthday Hindi Sms Biography
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Har raah aasan ho,
Har raah pe khushiya ho,
Har din khubsoorat ho,
Aisa hi poora jivan ho,
Yahi har din meri dua ho,
Aisa hi tumhara har janamdin ho!!!

Tohfa-e-dil de doon ya de doon chand tare
Janam din pe tujhe kya doon ye poche mujh se sare
Zindgi tere naam kar doon bhi to kam hahi
Daaman mein bhar doon har pal khushi ko main tumhre

Janmdin k shubh avsar pr,
Bhent karu kya upahar tmhe,
Bas ese hi swekar kr lena,
Lakhon lakhon pyar tumhe...
Janamdin ki bahut bahut badhai tumhe...

Happy birthday frnd nd many-many happy return of the day ..
& may this year turn ur life in colourful mode...
nd u get succeed in every step of ur life

newzealand bangladesh se har sakta he, muni badnam ho sakti he,
shila jawan ho sakti he, pyaj 80 rs kg ho sakte he, To phir 2 din baad apko birthday wish nhi kr sakte kya ?

A 4 = aap ko
B 4 = bhaut bhaut
C 4 = chori chori
D 4 = dil se
E 4 = ek bar
F 4 = face 2 face
G 4 = gale mila kar
Aap ko kehna chahte hai.
" HaPpY bIrtHdAy "

Chand se pyari chandni, chandni se bhi pyari raat Raat se pyari zindgi, aur zindgi se bhi pyare ap (Happy Birthday)

hum ap k dil mai rehte hai , isiliye har dard sehte hai , koi hum se pehle wish na krde apko,
isiliye advance mai HAPPY BIRTHDAY kehte hai

Dekho kaise matakte ho
kitna uchal k chalte ho.
Mana ap ka janamdin hai,
itna kyu fudakte ho.
Chalo HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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